Days off

So after a busy week at camp I headed back to Calgary on some well earned time off. I was super excited for these days off because I had a helicopter ride over Calgary booked with Amy (That actually never happened because of bad weather, but we are hoping to rebook). We also had a trip to the Calgary zoo planned as well, which I was pretty stoked about.

So Monday after Amy was off she slept for 2 hours and then she got up to go to the zoo. She is a pretty big champ for walking around the zoo all day on a few hours of sleep! The zoo was good! It was a beautiful day, 26 degrees and sunny.  We walked around the zoo and looked at the animals, and I got to see the giraffes. For those who don't know me well giraffes are my favorite animals! They even had a baby giraffe. We tried to catch a talk about the tigers, but the doofus running it started talking about hippos. I think he may have been confused. We spent a few hours at the zoo hanging out seeing the animal exhibits and then headed home. On the way out I took a picture with the metal moose to represent my moose cabin ladies!

After heading home we just relaxed a bit at home and watched some TV, and Kev headed to his evening class. Then Amy asked me if I had ever been to Peter's? I had never heard of it so we decided to go there and get something to eat. Peters is a old style drive in restaurant that is apparently quite famous here in Calgary and has an extensive milkshake menu. When we got there we decided to just get a large fry and split it between the three of us. When Amy ordered this the guy said, "Do you know how big the large is?" Amy told him that we were splitting it between the three of us and even then he just shrugged his shoulders and said,, "ok." When we got our food we soon realized why he had warned us. The fries came in their own bag! It was like a large lunch bag full of fries! That with a few cheeseburgers and three milkshakes was a recipe for a food baby! The food was great and cheap! I was impressed and hopefully we will go back there sometime before I leave.

The helicopter ride for Tuesday didn't happen because of the wind and rain, but we are hoping that in the morning the weather will be clearer and we will be able to go. I will keep you updated!

Never a Dull Moment a Camp

Hey guys! I know last week I slacked off, but not to worry this weeks is going to be chock full of adventure! Last week nothing real major happened it was a semi regular week at camp besides a kid pooping on the floor of the hall during carnival, and two adult women lighting fireworks off in the parking lot during family camp. So the only thing with this weeks entry is no pictures :( (The other ones in here are from Google). I know, I know I am sad about it too, but if you keep on reading I guarantee a good read!

This week started great! My daygroup on Wednesday were really good, everything went smoothly and away they went. Carnival was good, the slushie machine had a bit of a fit at an inopportune time, but no one shit on the floor. Thursday was good too. Had a good daygroup, things went well, grand council went well and we made some sweeeet Reese's smores for our weekly staff fire. Then came Friday..........this was the beginning of a series of unfortunate events.

Friday started off a little dreary with some light rain as the week long campers packed up their stuff. We jammed them all into the hall and I helped the arriving families find their children and soon enough they were on their way. After the campers were sent off I had a daygroup for the day before starting prep for family camp. The daygroup that I had was a group that I am very familiar with, we host different groups from their organization several times a week. They showed up a little early and not worried about rain at all. They had a great attitude and came equipped with rain jackets, and before long we were up on the sports field playing kick-ball in the light rain. After lunch they began their scheduled activities which included horses and a pontoon boat ride. Their group split into two and I was going to be driving the pontoon for the afternoon for both groups. The rain started to pick up a bit while the first group was having their pontoon ride, but it was still manageable. The rain picked up to a steady rain when the groups switched, but they were okay with it, so I went with it. The second group got on the pontoon and the rain got harder and harder each minute. Only a few of the kids got a turn to drive the boat when all of a sudden there was a bolt of lightning in the sky and a huge clap of thunder right above the boat. The rain was coming down in sheets and the air around the boat looked white from the hard rain. The one thing about the pontoon is that you can't drive it in the thunder and lighting because it is a metal boat sitting on the water. It might as well be a written invitation for lightning to strike! So I had the lovely job of docking the boat in the pouring smashing rain! This proved to be a bit difficult, but before long I got it tied up and everyone was unloaded. We all got soaked to our skivvies walking up to the hall for them to wait for the bus. Soon enough they were on their way and I was able to take a break and get changed into dry clothes.

Friday evening we had family campers arrive for the weekend, and I was assigned 3 LIT's to shadow me for the weekend. LIT stands for leaders in training, so they are teens learning how to be counselors. I was lucky, and my LIT's were great, and did well all weekend. Saturday was a pretty good day. The weather had cleared, the sun was out and we had a good group of family campers on site this weekend. I worked canoes and pontoon with my LIT's all day and enjoyed the sunshine. Then after dinner we have campfire for the families and a marshmallow roast. Lemongrass and I were manning the marshmallow roast and Dragonfly and Diesel were on their break. Previously Diesel had said she was going to go for a run on her break because it was such a nice evening. We didn't really think anything of it until around 6:30pm over the radio came, " (Huffing and puffing) Code brown (huff/puff) on the ropes course (huff/puff) really close encounter!" So for those of you who don't know, a code brown means a large animal sighting (a cougar or a bear). My first thought was, "Oh fuck, I have a family from my section that told me they were going for a walk after dinner!" So Zaza and Diana took off to go make sure everything and everyone was okay and to scare this thing off. So here is how the code brown went. Diesel went for a run on her break and once she got to the edge of camp she sat down on a rock in the sun for a few minutes. After she caught her breath she got up and started running again,

and only after a min or so, (for whatever reason) she glanced behind her. Only to see a cougar chasing her, and gaining speed in order to leap on her back. She whipped around and stopped and the cougar skidded to a stop about 3 feet away from her! She said that she didn't really know what to do so she started walking slowly backward and speaking to it in a stern voice as if it was a mean dog she had just encountered. The cougar kept going to her side, trying to get her to turn her back to him, but she didn't. There were no families around and she couldn't see people that were close so she just kept walking backward into camp. The further she got into camp the more the cougar backed off a bit (more people noises traveling across the lake) until finally it slunk into the bushes. Diesel took this as her opportunity to run, and she turned and booked it as fast as she could to the cabin, then grabbed the radio and called the code brown. Diesel deserves a round of applause for her calm collected response to a effing scary situation! Good for her to be able to keep it together and get outta there before it grabbed her!

The next part of my evening involved going to each family and telling them that a cougar had come into camp and that they were no longer allowed off camp, their children must be in eyesight at all times, and if they didn't listen to us the first time and had food in their tipi they absolutely needed to take it up to the hall right now. Of course people get freaked when you mention a cougar is around so this put a lot of the families on edge, and it was important that we stayed calm and professional to set the tone for the crowd. I did however tell the LIT's that if they pissed me off I was going to put some hamburger in their pillows! That shut them up :). Although the cougar was indeed lurking around at night time we didn't have any other incidents, and the family campers left the next morning without a hitch.

On Sunday we had a company BBQ to host. So here's the deal. The camp I work for is a non profit organization but is privately funded by a corporation here in Calgary. This multi billion dollar corporation donates a few million dollars a year for the camp to run and be free for all who come. So a couple times through the summer they have their corporate BBQ's at our ranch and the families of

the people that work there get to come out and do whatever the fuck they want. I mean if you give me around 4 mil a year I will let you go just about anything you want too. So at 11 we had close to 300 people come on out for a BBQ and some ranch activities. I was manning the pontoon boat for this event. So I take families out, let the kids have a spin of the wheel and take them back in again. This one time I had about 15 people on the pontoon and was just heading out on a run with these families. As I rounded the corner around the island I see a canoe flipped over, a young woman slumped over the canoe and a man that I can tell is conscious holding her up on the canoe. I tell the families on the boat that we have to make a pit stop and help these people and everyone was cool with it. I aimed the boat straight for them and put it on full throttle, then popped it into neutral so we would just drift up to them. As we got closer I could see that the woman was conscious but spitting out some water and was very shaken up. When we were about 5-6feet from them I asked the man if he could swim to the boat. To which he replied, "No, neither of us know how to swim." So I told him that we were drifting and the possibility that we would drift right over him, if he didn't grab the boat, was there. I instructed him that once we got to them I was going to grab her and pull her on the boat and he was to grab the boat so we didn't go over top of him. We coasted up to them and one of the dads of the families I was pontooning came and helped me. We reached down and grabbed her life jacket and hauled her backwards up on the floor of the boat. The man grabbed the pontoon and then we helped him up. My first concern was to make sure she was breathing and okay. The man said, " Her purse, her purse was in the water." I told him it was probably on the bottom of the lake by now, and there wasn't much I could do about it. He kept going on about her damn purse! After I made sure she was okay I went to grab the canoe and tow it back to shore. When I flipped the canoe over low and behold, there was the damn purse! It got trapped under the canoe. I grabbed the purse to hand it back to her and when I did a little black pouch (containing a camera) fell out and plopped into the water and sank to the bottom of the lake. I handed the bag back to her and said, "Here's your purse........minus one camera. But hey, it's a small price to pay." I tied the canoe on the back of the pontoon, radioed Diana to come have a look at this girl, and headed back towards the dock. On the way back one of the women that was on the pontoon asked what had happened. The man said, "Well that was our first time in a canoe....." Then I stopped listening because I was thinking, are you SERIOUS!? So neither of you can swim, and you have never been in a canoe before and you thought it was a great idea to head out in a canoe unassisted!? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen.......oh wait! And accident did happen!! People are dumb! They are lucky I came along in the pontoon because apparently she had gotten trapped under the canoe and panicked and that is why she took on some water. Idiots!

Lets just say I was glad to start my days off at 3pm and proceeded to come home and have a few beers! Like I said, never a dull moment at camp.

Yeehaw, Goin to the Stampede Ya'll!

So I went to my first ever Stampede! The Calgary Stampede is something that I have always wanted to go to, so I was super pumped that I got to go finally. The week before when I was off Michelle and I went out to the Sally-Ann and got some cheap stampede gear. I got a a snazzy plaid shirt, and cowboy hat for the event. I gotta say I felt a bit silly putting it on, just because it is definitely not something that I would normally wear. I even grew up on a farm and never even owned a cowboy hat until now. However when I got to the Stampede I soon realized that I fit right in! I have never seen so much plaid and cowboy hats in one spot! I saw 'cowboys' of all kinds! Asian, African Canadian, Caucasian, Native, young, old, you name it! I went with my camp manager Jamie and her boyfriend JP, so I had some experienced locals to help guide me through the chaos that is stampede.

We parked and took the C-train to the stampede. This was my first time on the C-train and way easier then trying to drive down to the stampede! As soon as we walked in the front gates it was a sea of lights, sounds, and smells. There was food vendor upon food vendor as far as the eye could see mixed in with midway rides and tons of people. Before I went I was recommended to try several foods while I was there. Apparently at Stampede they deep fry everything that doesn't move fast enough! Deep frying and food on a stick were everywhere. There were signs for all things deep fried, and before I had been told to try the deep fried Oreos. So the first vendor we saw with them we stopped to get some. There were 5 in total in the basket and covered in chocolate sauce and powdered sugar. I took a bite and they were soft and delicious! We all agreed that they were deep fried goodness, and we had no troubles polishing off the others. From there we walked around the midway and Jamie and JP decided to go on the Mega Drop. It was one of those rides where you are strapped in and it goes to the top then drops down really fast. I am not a fan of my stomach in my throat so I took pictures from the sidelines. There is so much to see on the Stampede grounds that I felt like my head was on a swivel. We went and bought tickets to the Chuck Wagon Races in the grandstand and explored a bit more before the show started. We toured through the agriculture building and lots of other places before it was time to head to the grandstand for the races.

I was pretty excited that I actually got to go to an event and not just walk around the stampede grounds. The grandstand was packed and it was a sea of cowboy hats. We bought cheap tickets, but were able to walk down to the standing area and it was super close to the finish line. The chuck wagons were great! Teams of four horses pulling a wagon with two drivers compete in several heats. The part where they race around the barrels confused me a bit, and it was so fast that I don't think I even had time to understand it before they were off and around the track. However when they rounded the last corner and headed towards the finish line the energy of the crowd sky rocketed! It was very exciting and the races were so close with only seconds between teams! We watched the heats, got some food and I really enjoyed the experience. Right before the last heat the dark clouds rolled in and it came a down pour like no other. The rain was coming down hard, and just then you thought it couldn't possibly rain any harder it would! We decided that sitting in the rain for the show coming on after the races was not the most enjoyable idea we had, so we left and started to make our way to the BMO building. Along the way we saw a sign for deep fried Pop-tarts, which was something Jamie was told to try, so of course we had to try one. JP went up to the counter and laid out his $5 bill and said, "I'd like a heart attack please" The woman said, "You'd like a pop-tart?" Ans with that we had a deep fried strawberry pop-tart to try. It was okay, but definitely no competition for the Oreos!

 In the BMO building there is a huge market type thing with a plethora of products to choose from. Most of them are like infomercial type products and the people are doing their spiels about how great whatever it is they are trying to sell. We walked around there for a bit, and they decided to call it a day and head home on the C-train. I am super glad I was able to finally go to the Stampede, and a big thanks to Jamie and JP for being my tour guide. Who knows maybe I will be back someday and do it again!

Boy Does My Ass Hurt From That Karma Bite!

Today's lesson is not to tempt the fates! Last week I got a bit cocky and felt the need to brag about what an easy job I had this summer. If you recall I went into great detail about the 'easiness' of being a facilitator at camp. Well a lady by the name of Karma must also subscribe to my blog along with all of you wonderful people. This week tells a different story! Although it wasn't all bad and we had some good times it was not as cushy as week one.

First with the good. Wednesday was carnival day for the campers, and it was a lot of fun. We put on an event for all the kids with games, face painting, popcorn, slushies, etc. The staff dress up in the most ridiculous costumes and help out for the evening. I made enough popcorn for 200+ people in old fashioned popcorn machines and then helped out with the Slurpee serving. It was a lot of fun! Thursday was Grand Council, which is a very ceremonial tradition at this camp, and it was great to be a part of. Also on Thursday we got a bag of marshmallows for our cabin and got off early for the evening. That was a lot of fun. At Moose cabin we hosted a social campfire in the pit in front of our cabin. This was the first (of many to come) opportunity we had as staff to get together and relax and joke around. We roasted marshmallows and had a few good laughs. We decided to make our Thursday night campfire a weekly thing for resource and operations staff from the other cabins. We also started a little friendly competition. It was decided that among the three cabins we are going to have a cabin decorating competition. You may have seen the picture of the cabin I posted on facebook, and the other cabins look the same. The rules for said competition are that we decorate the outside of our cabin in which ever way we want. Our budget to complete the whole thing is $10 per cabin, and we can also bring stuff from home. The losers of this are required to bring the treats for Thursday night campfire as well as they get pied in the face by the winners. So I am putting out a call to all my followers on here. Give me some ideas! If you have an idea to help the Moose girls win this thing (our stiffest competition is the newfie boys in Deer cabin) please inbox me your ideas on facebook, and I will gladly post pictures of me whipping a pie into Steve's face!

Now, onto the title of this entry. I suppose the first issue was the four teenage campers that decided to go crazy. Without going into too much detail I will say that on Thursday shit hit the fan and the managers we otherwise occupied babysitting. So the resource staff had to fill in for the Grand Council ceremony, which was fun but it also meant the managers we stressed from the situation at hand. So after that got squared away we were relaxing in front of Moose Cabin with some other staff. The campers were all getting ready for bed around 9:30pm and we were just chatting at the picnic table. Then we hear two 13yr old girls arguing beside the bathroom. One was going all Maury Povich on the other and the manager who was with us had to go and intervene. Everyone went to bed a little tired from the days events. I went to bed fine, but then around 3:00am I was woken up by what I can only describe as the Apocalypse going on outside. The windows of the cabin we rattling, the rain was slapping against the side, the walls were shaking and the whole cabin was rocking. I thought the cabin was going to be ripped from the ground, or at least the roof ripped off. My first thought was thank god I am not in a tipi right now, and then I thought perhaps the 4 girls causing all the trouble were indeed the four horsemen! Somehow I was able to fall back asleep during that and had a broken sleep until Friday morning.

Friday morning is when all the week long campers leave and in the evening is when the Family campers come. When we woke up the bad weather was gone a side from a bit of wind and the air was a bit cooler then it had been. The week long campers went home with their parents and the counsellors prepared to go home. I had a fabulous daygroup for most of the day and then got ready for family camp. As the day progressed the wind got stronger and stronger. By the time the family campers got there the wind was whipping through the valley with gusts up to 75kmph. As you all know the camp accommodations consist of about 30 tipis. Wind and tipis don't really hang out that well. So just as the families started to arrive the tipis started to come unpegged and the canvas started to fly up. We registered all the families and directed them to their tipis. After everyone was registered Diesel and I had to spend almost two hours with hammers banging the rebar tipi pegs back into the rocky ground. This was exhausting and difficult. Most of the land there is rock, so it isn't the easiest to pound rebar into. The vibrations of the metal hammer on the metal rebar against the rock made for a painful hand by the end. All the families were on edge, and wanted their tipis fixed first. We had to pull down the canvas and try to hold it down while we hammered away in some cases. The family in bobcat tipi had to be moved because the back of the tipi caved in. We moved them to Bluejay, which then was blown sideways by the wind, so we had to move them again. There was a little boy and his mom in Bat tipi, and the boy was a nervous wreck. He was scared to death that he was going to die inside that tipi. We put his poles in, pegged the tipi down the best we could and finally got him assured that everything was going to be okay. We started to walk away from their tipi and from behind us we heard a big crack and looked to see a huge tree topple over across the road ripping the roots from the ground not far from Bat tipi. The little boy came running out of his tipi yelling "The tree! The tree!" and pointing at the fallen tree. It was a long exhausting night and I fell into bed around midnight and passed out. The next day the wind had subsided a bit, but we still blowing pretty steady. We had to cancel the pontoon rides for the morning due to the wind, but there were other activities for them to do. The day with the families wasn't too bad, the mood got better with the weather and by the evening the wind had settled and most of the families were in a better mood. I, however, had started to break out in a rash all over my back. From what, I have no idea. I do know that by Sunday morning it had spread over my arms, legs, back and stomach. So far Benedryl seems to be holding it at bay.

Aside from locusts I think we were plagued with everything else, and needless to say that by noon on Sunday I was more then ready to be off!

First Family Camp of the Summer

My fellow facilitator, Diesel, and I working hard!

Well after a few days off to recoup from the super busy training week it was back to work to host our first family camp of the season. The camp I am working for not on takes week long campers all summer long, and day groups but on weekends we host family camps. This is when families have the opportunity to come out together and stay for two nights on the ranch. As a facilitator it is part of my job to facilitate these along with the other 3 facilitators and my manager. Since this was my first time with the family camps I didn't really know what to expect. Turns out it might be the best part of my summer :) The family camps are so relaxed! I had found with the day groups it is non-stop go go go until they leave, but with the family camps it is much different.

On Friday evening the families arrived and checked in at the hall. From there they got their things together and hopped on a wagon with me and we delivered them to their teepees for the weekend. For me this consisted of sitting on the back of the wagon for an hour riding around the camp dropping of families. We gave them time to get settled and get their beds together before it was time for a snack at the hall. The families made themselves comfortable and set up their teepees. We had about 20-25 families on site, so we weren't full but a good amount of people. After setting up the snack the families helped themselves while we hung out in the hall. After snack we walked around speaking with families and making sure they had everything they needed. We handed out fire starters and offered assistance where needed. Then, it was time for bed.

Saturday was such nice weather these families really lucked in. After breakfast Zaza (I can't remember if I told you before or not, but we all have camp names so none of the names I use are these peoples real names) and I filled up the water jugs for around the camp and delivered them to where they needed to be. Around 10am I led 3 families on a nature walk around the property for 40 mins, and by the time I was done that it was time for my break. I had break until 12, and then hung out for lunch till 1pm. I was stationed for the pontoon boat for the afternoon so I headed down to the boat house. On the weekends we don't have a regimented schedule like day groups. We have people stationed at different activities all day and if the families want to go to them they are welcome to swing by. So on this afternoon I hung out in the sun on the dock with my toes in the water from 1pm-3pm because they all took a pontoon ride in the morning, and they were off doing other things. Around 3 some people showed up for a ride and I did that until 4 when the pontoon had to be docked. I tied up the boat and hung out with Lemon Grass who was manning the canoes till dinner at 5pm. We went up for dinner from 5-6pm then I had break from 6-7pm. After break I had to go to the family campfire and marshmallow roast and hung out there while a sweet little Spanish boy roasted me marshmallows. After a while we traded campfire off to Dragon Fly and went to set up evening snack in the hall. The rest of my evening after snack consisted of making rounds helping families with teepees and hanging out until 10:30pm when we do our rounds and tell everyone it is quite time.

All day there had been a very small group of about 5-6 teenagers that were acting like jerk balls. I am sure all of you know how teenagers can be.....well these guys were no exception. So all day they were causing minor aggravation just by pestering to go swimming where they weren't allowed, smoking out of the area, leaving materials around and not putting them away etc. You know, regular teenager disrespect stuffs. So by night time my tolerance for said teens was pretty low. At quite time I had to make my rounds to my section and on my way I passed the teens on the steps of Gabs Place. I nicely told them that it was indeed quite time and that they didn't need to go back to their teepees but they had to be quite because people were trying to sleep. They said okay, and I kept walking. As I was crossing the bridge to my section I could still hear them horsing around and knew that I would have to speak to them again on my way back. I went to my section and did my rounds and headed back the way I came to pass in my radio and get ready for bed myself. The teenagers had seemed to quite down and had moved to the edge of the woods. I myself thought it was a dumb idea to be hanging out in the woods when there are cougars and bears in there, but I figured they could learn that lesson on their own! So I was going to leave them alone and head back. Then just as I passed their group I saw one of the girls duck into one of the empty teepees by herself and then she was loudly making sex noises and they were all hooting and laughing again. That was enough! I turned on my heal and b-lined for them, and since it was dark and they were preteepees. I also informed them that if I had to come back I would be escorting them to their teepees myself. I must have made an impact because they all simply responded with a "Yes ma'am" One boy thought he would get smart and said, "Yes Colonel" I just looked him straight in the eye and nodded my head as if to say, "That's right!" I left them with the knowledge that J-Mo was in town! And headed back to the managers cabin to pass in my radio. Upon returning Zaza, my manager, alerted me that we had 3 missing campers. I replied "Are they teenagers?" Indeed they were, so I just said, "They are over there shitting their pants, I am done for the night" and sat down. I wasn't wrong the 'missing campers' were the teens I had just spoke to, and they were found in less then 2 mins. Bed time!

Sunday the families leave in the morning. Breakfast is between 8-9 and after that they leave. They are responsible for cleaning  up their area and packing everything up. We just have to wait until they leave and then straighten up the camp for the week long campers. At breakfast we were all joking around and hanging out, then LJ went to get more breakfast. As he was crossing the hall full of families and children, over the radio came, "Code Brown (large dangerous animal on site) there is a cougar on the sports field!" LJ grabbed his radio, turned down the volume and quickly walked into the kitchen to avoid panic. We started our rounds to tidy the camp and we saw the operations staff coming back across the playground with airhorns so they must have gone up to scare it off. I hear it was just a young one, which means 2 things. 1: Where there is a baby there is a mama, and 2: that brings our cougar count up to 3 in the area. Next time the teenagers fuck around I am going to quietly slip some hamburger from the kitchen into their pillows!

Zaza and Dragon Fly

After we cleaned up we were all feeling the heat so our manager said our next task was to change into our swim suits and join her in the lake! I love my job! So we all took turns jumping off the dock and paddling around for a bit. After that, I was off until Wednesday! Pretty sure this summer is going to be awesome!!!